Alph

Nickname: Canada

Overview: Oh, Alph. You little shit. Where do I start with you? From the very start, you were garbage. Granted, you weren't Yoshi level garbage. But you were pretty bad. Granted, since I retrained you, you've gotten slightly better. But I still hate watching you fight. Overall, you're not doing too bad. You're win/loss percentage has been over .5 for a while, which is certainly a step up. Still, I don't think I'll ever regard you as a good or threatening amiibo.

Observations: You're probably wondering why I named Alph Canada. Well that's because he's passive. Very passive. You know how there will be times that amiibos just stand around? Well that's Alph all of the time. His matches take forever because he won't attack, and as a result, neither will his opponent. He'll rack up high percents, but never get a KO. There are some matchups he should win, but because he never finishes an opponent, he seldom does. That being said, he did get better after I retrained and renamed him. Though I doubt I'll ever change the name at this point.